(JK's iPhone): Didn't I keep blowing my burps at you? Lmao

(JT): She would probably put on a strap on and pipe u

(JK's iPhone)Lol whatev. She thanked me for letting her spend da night lol

(JK's iPhone)Grosss. My mouth tastes like Mexican food and sangria lmao

(719): Lol idk they were all tryna get fd. And some frshman was making out with one of the pledges while getting fingered by another pledge. Some scandalous shit

(770): Funk it. We da funking best. So who cares

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

So my buddy and I were thinking about how funny our conversations are, and since textfromlastnight (TFLN) has been such a big hit, we decided to create our own! So stay tuned to read some funny stuff, and let us know if you want something put on!

LMAO! -- Sprite Commercial

DRAKE Interview

The REALIST Sh*t I've Ever Heard

Obama Speaks on Black Children, aspiring for Greatness

PING PONG DOOR

GREAT FOR BEER PONG!!! i need one of these in the house for sure!!

PERSONAL DOLPHIN SUBMARINES!!

I WANT ONE OF THESE. THEY ARE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE FOR ONLY $$48,000

THE BEST MOVIE OF THE SUMMER!

SAW IT IN iMAX. A DEFINITE MUST SEEE!!

MEGAN FOX IS SOOOOO SEXY!!!

What Im listening to this summer.

These are the three most listened to artists on my ipod right now. And of course drizzy.

I encourage everyone to check them out!

RIP MJ

There's no way that i can not post anything about Michael Jackson's death! it was such an American Tragedy that he died! he has positively affected soo many lives around the entire world! He was such a positive person, considering the tormented soul that he was. RIP MJ. You will be missed. :'(

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE!

Sorry Followers! but HAPPY SUMMER!! :)

I have been slacking on my blog game. I have been way focused on other things and have not had any time to blog! so i would like to say that I am back!!

My summer is going real well and i have a little free time on my hands, so i might as well use it for something!

NIKE AIR YEEZY

KANYE WEST IS COMING OUT WITH HIS OWN LINE OF SHOES BY NIKE!! THESE ARE HITTING THE STORES SPRING 09!!! HIGHLY ANTICIPATED

SNOOP DOGG IS ISLAM?!!

I HAD NO IDEA. HE ATTENDED IS FIRST SAVIOURS DAY CONVENTION AND STATED THAT HE HAS BEEN IN THE MOVEMENT EVER SINCE HE HAS BEEN MAKING MUSIC.

Admiral Waterloo - - Spring 2009

YOU KNOW MY UNDYING LOVE FOR BOAT SHOES!

WOOOOOW!

IF THIS ISNT COOL, IDK WHAT IS